Wizards have thumbs too.

I was sitting here trying to think of what to write and all I could think of is WHAT WOULD HARRY POTTER WRITE and it did not help. Like, at all. In fact, if Harry Potter ever had to write something on the spot, I am 100% sure some sort of magical plot point would come up in the form of a dragon or a cat that’s on fire, and he wouldn’t have to do it. Because everyone would be distracted by the dragon/flaming cat.

I need to come up with better ways to express my feelings than through books set at a 6th grade reading level. 

In other news, every time you roll your eyes at a blog post, a puppy in heaven looses its wings. The more you know.

-Majestic Nuggets

I build sandcastles with my thumbs….

Star Date: 12345. Also the number of grammar and spelling errors made before this sentences’ (sentence’s?) completion.

Status: Friends – scarce. Boredom – dangerously high. Spelling mallfuction – efffffff. Beyonce – still not my friend yet.

Captains Log:

It appears that we have created a blog on (in?) which can be found countless (damn that word) movie references, misspellings, and outbursts to our sister.

What you need to know:

There are 3 of us.

3 of of us can spell.

Except 1 of us cant.

Code Names (because reasons):

1. Captain Thumbs aka Queen Bey aka #Highwastedpants aka ARYA aka Words are Hard aka Janelle (thats not my name so dont even…)

2. Detective Shovelmeister aka “Dave” aka #Sweatypalms aka Majestic Nuggets aka RICKON aka That Guy Who Threw Rice at You at Walmart aka Beverly (I wish that was my real name so please… do even)

3. Our third party member is unavailable for comment at the moment and therefore shall go by the names Wynona, Jeeves, and anything that rhymes with the word “espionage.”

Good luck.

P.S. I love you

FOR FRODO